A new discovery!
I have observed that some Idiots have adopted an odd, rolling gait that reminds me strongly of a penguin.
They use a peculiar, pendulum-like side-to-side motion to swing their hips forward, planting their feet on the ground in front of themselves with minimal bending at the knee or hip joints.
At the same time, the individuals that use this waddling gait usually have one hand gripping their pants, which I have observed to be baggy and shapeless; so much so that if they did not hold them and use their unusual gait, these pants would fall off the wearer's hips.
It is mainly the darker-skinned variety of Idiot that has developed this penguin-walk, as I call it, mostly because it is the darker-skinned variety (mainly males) that wear the baggy pants that require this odd gate. Some males of the lighter-skinned variety use the penguin-walk, but this is rare.
If the phenomenon of female Idiots wearing the particular baggy pants that require the penguin-walk even exists, it is rare enough that I have not seen it.
More as I find it.
4 comments:
Though it is quite comical to watch the falling of the Idiot's pants (mostly due to their reaction of looking around to see if any saw the incident and then pulling them up as if nothing happened), it is not something one likes to see.
Also, it is both varieties that wear this style of pants, though much more common in the darker skinned variety. And I also am yet to see a female with the baggy, fall-off-the-hips pants, but I have seen a female with baggy pants that (at least when I witnessed it) weren't falling off.
Just my two cents.
Females of both species wear baggy pants, yes, I wear them myself (and happen to prefer them over the skin-tight girls' jeans). The ones that fall off the hips, well, if it's possible I'm sure we'll see it sometime or other.
While it is true that females wear baggy pants, I was referring to the overly baggy style pants. Just to clarify, sorry for the confusion.
I know, that's what I meant.
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